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04

Sep

When websites asking for my age have the option to select 2011.

Bitch, how would I be using a computer?

What race are you?

Black people:
black
White people:
2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
Hispanic people:
not Mexican
Asian people:
not Chinese

if you think i hate you i probably do bye

you cant spell homework without ew

(Source: rokyerickson)

imawanchor:

auto play more like auto leave your blog 

(Source: guceubcuesu)

toppyhat:

otpeep:

toppyhat:

what if when we die we turn into smiley fries

is nightblogging starting early today or..

Things happening today

catnip-packets:

thesassylorax:

yorks-missing-eye:

residentfeline:

randomgeeknamedbrent:

A blue moon, a very rare occurrence.

The funeral of Niel Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon.

No wonder the moon is blue, its first human friend is dead.

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Oh……..

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mrkhpps:

have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours

don’t

(Source: bceky)

your-little-secrets:

When people say, “no one would care”, that’s not true. Look at this. The person that finds your body will be devastated. They would already be just from you no longer being here but even more from the fact that they were too late, that they couldn’t save you. I care. You may think, “what’s one follower to her, she has so many!” So? To know that I was in a way connected to you, even if it was on Tumblr and that I couldn’t help. My 100 reasons to live video couldn’t help, talking to me couldn’t. The fact that I couldn’t stop you would bother me. I do care. I want to help in any way I can. I know that you may be hurting and you may feel like you have no one but you have me. Please, please don’t leave this world. Talk to me. Please. I want to be there for you, I want to be your friend.

your-little-secrets:

When people say, “no one would care”, that’s not true. Look at this. The person that finds your body will be devastated. They would already be just from you no longer being here but even more from the fact that they were too late, that they couldn’t save you. I care. You may think, “what’s one follower to her, she has so many!” So? To know that I was in a way connected to you, even if it was on Tumblr and that I couldn’t help. My 100 reasons to live video couldn’t help, talking to me couldn’t. The fact that I couldn’t stop you would bother me. I do care. I want to help in any way I can. I know that you may be hurting and you may feel like you have no one but you have me. Please, please don’t leave this world. Talk to me. Please. I want to be there for you, I want to be your friend.

02

Sep

(Source: deconstruct)

paulyoptosaurus:

when you bite ice cream and your teeth feel like death

(Source: pau1y)

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth

this was her after ripping off the tape

and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures

(Source: hungarian)